The last thing you want is someone searching though your purse, especially a security guard.
It’s inevitable. You go to a concert, you go through airport security and someone has to go through your hand bag. They may be searching for weapons but what they’ll find is something very very different.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP. The sensors go off and security searches your bag.
What’s this? A package of ovulation predictor kits, a pregnancy test, a container of fertility pills, Pre-Seed Fertility Lubricant , a basal thermometer, your temperature chart, dixie pee cups, an RE business card, a donor egg, a package of washed sperm, raspberry leaf tea, fertility yoga DVD, a saliva ovulation detector, a container of Fertilaid and one or two (just in case) tampons. “What seems to be the problem, officer? I am allowed to bring a semen analysis cup into another countries.”
It’s probably a good idea to remove your fertility needle from your purse as well. Just a suggestion.