Trying for a baby means you have a lot of sex.
But for someone having all this baby-making fun, where do all those sperms go? In “normal” fertile couples, they ‘do it,’ and his millions of sperms swim frantically until one breaks through the egg. In your case, his little generals seem to enjoy one last bachelor party in your cervical mucus water park, get hungover and completely forget to swim into your uterus. But where do they go? You have just been inserted with millions (or for those lower semen counts, just a handful) of sperms but they seem to have gotten lost along the way. Perhaps, like a typical man, those spermies swim past your uterus and up to your chest area to have one last grab or maybe they are waiting for your Luteal Phase to have a final drink as a single guy. Perhaps they got lost and swam into your eye lids. Is that really eye puss you have in the morning or could it be something else?
Where in the world do they go? Maybe they take after his slow Uncle Otis and each one bumps into one another on their way to the uterus. Maybe there is miniature ‘DO NOT ENTER‘ sign in your uterus telling the sperms to go in the opposite direction. “Can’t go in there, Johnny, it has one of those signs. Let’s swim down to the leg area instead.” Or maybe his little guys are just waiting for you to urinate because they heard there is a fabulous party in the toilet bowl later that night. They know you’ll wait as least 30 minutes to pee so they find a good book or look through your opening to occupy their time.
Be a man and just ask for directions this one time.