The fertility nurse calls to tell you your pregnancy results are negative. SO WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SHE SOUND SO CHEERFUL? Continue reading »
Mar 30
During your two week wait, you are obsessed with your breasts. You hold them, feel for tenderness, lack of tenderness, examine your nipples, ask your husband to examine them, touch, poke, prod, jab, twist, turn and stare. In some countries, you might be considered a bit of a pervert. Continue reading »
Mar 24
Hey Facebook Friend, although we’ve enjoyed the thousands of pictures of your growing belly, your ultrasound photos and your babies first poopie diapers, for the love of God, PLEASE STOP!!!!!! Continue reading »
Mar 22
Just to torture yourself, you will watch any movie that touches on infertility. From the “tear jerker” Baby Mama to the 3 second infertility clip in Julie & Julia, you had an emotional breakdown watching these films. Continue reading »
Mar 22
If you get pregnant through fertility treatments, chances are many of you will have more than one little baby to love. And get ready for the dumb questions to continue. Continue reading »
Mar 16
Admit it. When it comes to infertility, you’ve asked Doctor Google A LOT of strange questions…
Mar 16
Who needs to take a vacation when IVF is like going on vacation! Continue reading »
Mar 14
Have you ever gotten together with your mommy friends and felt really left out of the conversation because you didn’t have a baby? Continue reading »
Mar 12
When you’re at the end of your infertile rope, you just cannot cope and (want to smoke dope), hold onto hope. Continue reading »
Mar 09
Fertility Drug Instructions for ‘Estrace’: During your period, swallow by mouth 3 pills in the morning and 3 in the evening. When the bleeding stops, insert this medication into your vagina. Continue reading »
Mar 08
Once you’ve joined the ‘infertility club,’ you also get an honorary membership to the ’soiled underwear club’ too….. Congratulations? Continue reading »
Mar 06
As soon as someone find out you’re dealing with infertility, the bad advice begins… Continue reading »
Mar 03
Hey baby sister, I’m so glad you’re uterus is working properly but can you hold off getting pregnant with baby #2 until I get knocked up? Continue reading »
Mar 02
You can hear the stay-at-home mom chatter now. “Oh my goodness, Clarissa. Did you hear that so-and-so drank ALCOHOL during her two week wait?” Continue reading »
Recent Comments