Apr 29

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Drum roll please!!!

Congratulations to the WINNERS of our randomly selected pregnancy test giveaway. You win a conception package including ovulation strips and early detection pregnancy test strips! To claim your prize, please contact me directly at infertilenaomi@gmail.com. Use the subject heading “contest winner.

A Beer Feels Nice (of course after the BFN you can drink).
2). lindsay says: 2010/04/30 at 9:46 am
Busted Feminine Nest! Although I do like bummed for now and belief & faith needed!!
3). Nicole P. says: 2010/04/26 at 1:57 pm
BFN = BE FREAKY NOW :)
Apr 28

Holding onto hope is hard but giving up is always harder…. Continue reading »

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Apr 28

Cartoon characters dressed as an ovulation predictor kit dancing and singing about cervical mucus on YouTube. Now that’s an ovulation celebration!

Check out my new column “Infertility Pop” over at Fertility Authority.com! My first post: A movie review for The Back-Up Plan: JLow Inseminates.

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Apr 26

Infertility, Infertility, Infertility! Am I making you uncomfortable, Aunt Martha or how about you, Nana? Well, I should be because infertility is the most happening taboo subject of the year! Continue reading »

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Apr 25

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I’m giving away Pregnancy Tests!! Really! Courtesy of the cool company, Early-Pregnancy-Tests.Com, three lucky winners will win the ““Conception Combo Package” which includes 25 Ovulation Test Strips and 10 Early Detection Pregnancy Test Strips!

Check out our cool contest section to enter! Darn. I wish I could enter too… But I won’t.

Apr 21

Huh? Is this thing working? Hello, McFly?? Is the second line darker than the first? Am I surging or ovulating? Whoever invented the Ovulation Predictor Kit obviously never used one before. Continue reading »

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Apr 20

Dear Infertile Abby,

I have a finger issue.

I don’t know if it’s just me or if this happens to all infertiles, but when I’m expecting a period or hoping for a positive, I wipe the toilet paper and sometimes see a light pink color. However, when I look closer, I realize that it’s not a pink color but sadly just my finger seen through the wet toilet paper. The paper somehow resembles a light pink bleeding but the moment I remove the finger, the TP is white again. Does this happen to others as well and am I normal? Continue reading »

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Apr 18

Your husband/partner thinks that you’ve gone over the deep end during your difficult infertility process. Maybe he even believes you’ve gone past the deep end and then gotten off  at Crazy (infertility-has-made-you-nuts) Island.  Continue reading »

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Apr 15

Congratulations to those real-life organizations who actually celebrate a BFN like the people at the Breast Feeding Network and those working at the British Forces Network!  Continue reading »

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Apr 14

Maybe you were never great at math but you are a freaken’ mathematical genius! You have finally cracked the code of how to get pregnant.  Continue reading »

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Apr 12

Please stop obsessing,‘ Your infertile brain screams at you after you have been obsessing about how to get pregnant for the past four hours.”You are hurting my mind already!” Continue reading »

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Apr 11

Dear well-meaning family, friend and oblivious co-worker,

We do not appreciate your well-meaning advice on how to get pregnant but please don’t give us advice if: Continue reading »

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Apr 09

Hey, what smells? Oh. It’s you.

In infertility, you make up your own rules and somewhere along the way, you stopped wearing deodorant because you believed it affects your ability to get pregnant. Continue reading »

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Apr 06

Who doesn’t just love social media sites like Facebook and MySpace! An infertile doesn’t, that’s who! Continue reading »

Apr 05

HOPE is a four letter word but conveniently so is:

Cra*p, another negative pregnancy test!

F**k, why am I not pregnant yet?

Sh*t, am I the only person in the world who can’t get pregnant? I feel envy.

Hell, what is wrong with me? Come to my pity party.

Damm, that teenage girl got accidentally pregnant and I’ve been trying for months (what a sl*t)!

Darn, when is it my turn?

Fart, this sucks.

wait….time…cost…want…need…luck…aunt flow…wand…bump.

But after all the swearing and crying, we still hold onto the four letter words that give us strength: Love, Heal and Hope.

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Apr 04

You’ve had many bad infertile days. The “wonderful” memories of you crying on the bathroom floor; recalling the sweet time where you had an emotional breakdown in the grocery store; and that magical moment where you cried in front of your boss. What wonderful memories. What freakin’ wonderful infertile memories. Continue reading »

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