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	<title>Comments on: #738 Warning: Pregnancy Signage will make you Jealous</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/738-warning-pregnancy-signs-will-make-you-jealous/comment-page-1/#comment-8288</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This morning on my way to work, I was pretty crabby after getting another glaring BFN after IVF.  Having to keep taking those progesterone shots that make me feel like crap when I know darn well AF is coming just makes things even worse.  So anyway, I was sitting at a stop light, and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said, &quot;Pregnant?  Need Help?  Call ...&quot;  Are you KIDDING ME?!  No, I don&#039;t give a crap that there are SO many fertile women out there who got knocked up by accident and now need help!  And then, as if by some cruel joke, I pull into the parking lot at work, and there was ANOTHER car with the exact same bumper sticker!  It&#039;s a conspiracy, I tell you!

Here&#039;s an idea... how about they change the bumper sticker to &quot;Not pregnant?  Need help dealing with your emotional infertility struggle?  Go to www.999reasonstolaugh.com!&quot;

Thanks for giving me a place to come and laugh, and for the reminder that I&#039;m not alone!!!

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This morning on my way to work, I was pretty crabby after getting another glaring BFN after IVF.  Having to keep taking those progesterone shots that make me feel like crap when I know darn well AF is coming just makes things even worse.  So anyway, I was sitting at a stop light, and the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said, &#8220;Pregnant?  Need Help?  Call &#8230;&#8221;  Are you KIDDING ME?!  No, I don&#8217;t give a crap that there are SO many fertile women out there who got knocked up by accident and now need help!  And then, as if by some cruel joke, I pull into the parking lot at work, and there was ANOTHER car with the exact same bumper sticker!  It&#8217;s a conspiracy, I tell you!</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an idea&#8230; how about they change the bumper sticker to &#8220;Not pregnant?  Need help dealing with your emotional infertility struggle?  Go to <a href="http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com</a>!&#8221;</p>
<p>Thanks for giving me a place to come and laugh, and for the reminder that I&#8217;m not alone!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Natalie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the parking garage at work, there is a sign that says &quot;This area contains chemicals that can be dangerous to pregnant women.&quot; When I first started my job 6 years ago, I used to laugh to myself that when I got pregnant I would have to find some place else to park. Now it seems that the stupid sign is laughing at me every time I pass it on my way to the elevator!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the parking garage at work, there is a sign that says &#8220;This area contains chemicals that can be dangerous to pregnant women.&#8221; When I first started my job 6 years ago, I used to laugh to myself that when I got pregnant I would have to find some place else to park. Now it seems that the stupid sign is laughing at me every time I pass it on my way to the elevator!</p>
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		<title>By: Womb For Improvement</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/738-warning-pregnancy-signs-will-make-you-jealous/comment-page-1/#comment-7476</link>
		<dc:creator>Womb For Improvement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:41:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw that pregnant woman symbol for the first time last week.  On the beer I was drinking. And I totally get it, I was jealous that I *could* drink that beer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw that pregnant woman symbol for the first time last week.  On the beer I was drinking. And I totally get it, I was jealous that I *could* drink that beer.</p>
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		<title>By: Kaitake</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/738-warning-pregnancy-signs-will-make-you-jealous/comment-page-1/#comment-7472</link>
		<dc:creator>Kaitake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too true! It&#039;s surprising what can totally flip my day upside down. A drive home from work at lunchtime: saw 3 women with strollers, 4 toddlers with their mums, and 1 pregnant teenager. Sigh. Do other &quot;normal&quot; people notice that sort of stuff in that much detail?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too true! It&#8217;s surprising what can totally flip my day upside down. A drive home from work at lunchtime: saw 3 women with strollers, 4 toddlers with their mums, and 1 pregnant teenager. Sigh. Do other &#8220;normal&#8221; people notice that sort of stuff in that much detail?</p>
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		<title>By: Toni</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This line right here:

“There was a sign in the bathroom and it said that drinking during pregnancy can lead to birth defects. I want a baby too.” Sniff.

Sums up every illogical feeling I&#039;ve had toward anything to do with pregnant ladies. Like today when I was ready to burst into tears because I saw a really pregnant lady struggle to get out of her car. I got out of mine just fine. I want to struggle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This line right here:</p>
<p>“There was a sign in the bathroom and it said that drinking during pregnancy can lead to birth defects. I want a baby too.” Sniff.</p>
<p>Sums up every illogical feeling I&#8217;ve had toward anything to do with pregnant ladies. Like today when I was ready to burst into tears because I saw a really pregnant lady struggle to get out of her car. I got out of mine just fine. I want to struggle.</p>
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