Aug 30
Congratulations to Suzie, the 56 year old chimpanzee for getting pregnant so quickly. “The zoo director said Suzie was taken off birth control because of medical concerns – and because zoo officials didn’t think she would get pregnant at her age.”
Wait. A 56 year old chimp goes off birth control and gets pregnant right away? She’s a little hairy. Shouldn’t she have PCOS or something? Yup. Still jealous of a pregnant chimp.
Suzie and her newborn baby who we have already named “What the F$#K”
Aug 29
You know you’re infertile when you look at fertility websites on a Saturday night. Isn’t it bad enough that you obsess about infertility during the weekdays, but why must you spend your Saturday nights surfing the internet and asking Doctor Google if you might be pregnant? Continue reading »
Aug 23
The Infertile Positive –> Two week wait. Check toilet paper obsessively. Google all pregnancy symptoms. Get all fake pregnancy symptoms. Pee on multiple pregnancy sticks (or avoid them altogether). Take basal temperature, daily. Glare at pregnant bellies. Curse any celebrity that announces a pregnancy. Blood test. Positive? Disbelief. Wait for second beta. Hold breath. Feel nervous. Fearful. Tell no one (or quietly tell your mom). Continue to hold breath.
The Fertile Positive–> Pee on stick. Positive. Tell everyone including the grocery store cashier. Celebrate.
Your infertile positive will come. Just keep believing.
Tagged with: trying to conceive
Aug 22
Sometimes you just need to search for those inspirational quotes that make your bad infertility days seem a little bit better. Maybe you even googled “Infertility inspirational quotes” for sources of much needed hope, strength, and perseverance. Continue reading »
Tagged with: infertility inspirational quotes
Aug 17
Check out my NEW celebrity fertility post at FertilityAuthority.com! Alanis Morissette is pregnant….Isn’t it Ironic? Don’t you think? It’s like meeting the man of my dreams, and then realizing that he has azoospermia.
(Have you joined 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility Facebook page yet? It’s a lot of infertile fun!)
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