Of course, you got your period and you didn’t have a single tampon or pad in your house. Cue, another pair of ruined underpants.
You were sure you would never need another box of tampons again because you would be pregnant this month. Well, that didn’t happen and now you’re forced to run to the drugstore.
Infertile Dilemma: Should you purchase the small box of tampons or should you buy that mega pack of 148?
You refuse to buy the bigger box. You WILL be pregnant next month so you only need the smaller box! You are trying to be more optimistic, right?
Ways to spot an infertile at the drugstore: she buys the smaller box of tampons and a mega-size chocolate bar.