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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; fertility</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#632 Your Mommy Friend is the Phone Whisperer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phone Whisperer 
definition: noun
1. the act of talking on the phone while your mommy friend talks to you in a whispered voice as to not wake her sleeping children.
The Whisper Conversation
You: Hello!
Mommy Friend (whisper voice): Hi. How are you?
You (whisper voice too):  Are your kids sleeping?
MF: Yes. The kids are sleeping. Wait. Are they sleeping? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#633 And Parent of the Year goes to&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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Not a parent yet? Longing to be a mommy or a daddy? At least you will be a better parent than New York City school employee Joan Barnett. 
A true article from Time Magazine
School Employee Fakes Child’s Death for Vacation Days
&#8220;In March 2010, New York City school employee Joan Barnett decided she  wanted to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW CONTEST! Pre-Valentine&#8217;s Day Giveway!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says romance like ovulating on Valentine&#8217;s Day! ENTER TO WIN OUR CONTEST! 
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		<title>#634 A Greeting Card from your Fertility Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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(P.S.  Sometimes IVF does work on the first try! Keep believing!).
If you think I&#8217;m funny (or even semi-amusing), you can also read my other blog HERE or HERE. 
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		<title>#635 Dear Unfertile Husband/Partner/Live-In Boyfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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I still love you but&#8230;. 
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