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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; trying to get pregnant</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#744 Count the Pregnant Women</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/744-count-the-pregnant-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/744-count-the-pregnant-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s one&#8230; There&#8217;s one&#8230; There&#8217;s one&#8230; Oh wait. She&#8217;s just fat. Thank goodness.
Every time you leave the house, it feels like every single pregnant woman on earth decides to walk past you. Every place you turn, someone&#8217;s pregnant, sporting a baby bump, pushing a stroller or even worse, pushing a stroller with a baby inside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#820 You know you&#8217;re infertile when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fertility doctor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;You Know You&#8217;re Infertile When&#8221; series continues&#8230;. 


You find out your mother&#8217;s friend&#8217;s dry cleaner&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s Facebook friend&#8217;s second cousin&#8217;s once removed  is pregnant through IVF, and you are still jealous.  
You wear loose fitting shirts and pretend to waddle so people think that you&#8217;re pregnant.
You inspect the toilet paper and your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#821 The real fertility acronyms</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/01/821-the-real-fertility-acronyms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a true infertility, you know what the acronym TTC means because you chart your BBT almost everyday. But a serious infertile also knows the full infertility acronyms, SCREW YOU,  style. 
RE &#8211; Retriever of eggs.BBT &#8211; Barren but terrific.TTC &#8211; Trying to come.  WTFAINPY &#8211; Why the fuck am I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#828 Your husband Inspects your Sanitary Pads</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2009/12/828-your-husband-inspects-your-sanitary-pads/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2009/12/828-your-husband-inspects-your-sanitary-pads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it your period or is it implantation bleeding? It&#8217;s a special moment in your marriage when your husband suddenly becomes the &#8216;Sanitary Napkin Expert.&#8217;
&#8220;Let me see,&#8221; he will say as you sit on the toilet analyzing your red colored urine and spotting pad. Initially, you will refuse but since you have no shame left, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#836 The flush and ring</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2009/12/836-the-flush-and-ring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2009/12/836-the-flush-and-ring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility doctor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You take the telephone to the toilet.
Your entire day revolves around that important phone call from your fertility nurse. When is she going to call? Why hasn&#8217;t she phoned yet? Maybe you should call the office. You wait for that call, sometimes all day, to hear the news &#8211; your blood work looks great, your [...]]]></description>
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