You have a theory. When you’re obsessively waiting by the phone for your beta blood test results, you believe that if your clinic calls back before noon, it’s good news. After 12pm, the results must be negative.

You’re sure that somewhere in small print, your clinic has a rule. Good news before noon and bad news afterwards. This can be found in the ‘How to Torture an Infertile’ consent form. Continue reading »

Another Fertility Patient: “How long have you been at this fertility clinic. I’ve been here two months now.” You: “This is my first appointment.” LIAR. Continue reading »