Jul 26
You have been to your fair share of kids birthday parties. You received your pity infertile invitation to little Mindy’s 1st birthday party but spent the entire party hanging out with your uterus, chatting with your ovaries, and tearfully listening to your mommy friends talk about breast milk and poopy diapers.
But somewhere along the way the birthday invitations stopped coming. No one said it aloud but “IF YOU DON’T HAVE KIDS, YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO THE PARTY.” Continue reading »
Tagged with: infertility
Jun 29
You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile. Continue reading »
Tagged with: infertility
May 26
Infertility Definitions Explained….
Pregtember – the name of the month you hope to get pregnant by. Continue reading »
Tagged with: getting pregnant • infertility
Apr 20
Dear Infertile Abby,
I have a finger issue.
I don’t know if it’s just me or if this happens to all infertiles, but when I’m expecting a period or hoping for a positive, I wipe the toilet paper and sometimes see a light pink color. However, when I look closer, I realize that it’s not a pink color but sadly just my finger seen through the wet toilet paper. The paper somehow resembles a light pink bleeding but the moment I remove the finger, the TP is white again. Does this happen to others as well and am I normal? Continue reading »
Tagged with: infertility • trying to conceive
Mar 18
The infertile is probably the only person in the world that can go into a bathroom and return in tears or leave doing a happy pee pee dance. Continue reading »
Tagged with: infertility • trying to conceive
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