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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; trying to conceive</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#725 The Infertile Positive</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/725-the-infertile-positive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Infertile Positive &#8211;&#62; Two week wait. Check toilet paper obsessively. Google all pregnancy symptoms. Get all fake pregnancy symptoms. Pee on multiple pregnancy sticks (or avoid them altogether). Take basal temperature, daily. Glare at pregnant bellies. Curse any celebrity that announces a pregnancy. Blood test. Positive? Disbelief. Wait for second beta. Hold breath. Feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#737 You are the Designated Infertile Driver</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/737-you-are-the-designated-infertile-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why does being infertile suddenly make you the designated driver? And we&#8217;re not talking about drinking and driving. 
For some reason, you are always responsible for driving someone home, doing a quick favor or running an errand simply because you don&#8217;t have kids. Your fertile sibling gets out of all errands and responsibilities simply because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#740 The Infertile Inner Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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You love your husband/partner. But sometimes you wonder &#8216;Hey. What if I had sex with multiple partners this month, would I get pregnant then?&#8217; You wonder this inside your head but wouldn&#8217;t really say it out loud. 
If people could actually hear the inner thoughts of an infertile woman, they would be scared. Very scared. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#757 Where is that magical fertility solution?</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/05/757-where-is-that-magical-fertility-solution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 13:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your fertility treatment is supposed to be the magical solution. So why isn&#8217;t it working? 
So you tried to conceive naturally for a year and nothing happened. Sperm got into a fight with egg and refused to even touch her. So you went to the fertility doctor to seek out that magical cure. Perhaps you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#772 Dear Infertile Abby</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/04/772-dear-infertile-abby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Infertile Abby,

I have a finger issue.
I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s just me or if this happens to all infertiles, but when I&#8217;m expecting a period or hoping for a positive, I wipe the toilet paper and sometimes see a light pink color. However, when I look closer, I realize that it&#8217;s not a pink [...]]]></description>
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