New Contest Alert!
Enter to win a fabulous Fertility Meditation DVD or ipod download from Circle & Bloom. Contest closes May 26, 2010.
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May 20
May 19
Close your eyes and count backwards from 5 to 1…. Visualize yourself ovulating and feeling more and more relaxed. FIVE- your mind, body, ovaries and uterus are feeling completely relaxed. FOUR- you imagine your cervical mucus like a stream of running water, a beautiful flow of ovulation and pouring through your vaginal canal. THREE- you can visualize his one-headed sperm, feeling healthy and vibrant, racing up your uterus. TWO- you can feel his sperm race inside your healthy fertile egg. Continue reading »
May 16
And you were the first one to start trying!
Yes, it’s both ironic and horrible. You wanted to be the first one of your friends to have a baby. Now, many months/years/decades later they have all gotten pregnant and some of them are even on baby #2. First Mindy got pregnant, then it was Molly, then Mary, and then very quickly, everyone in your circle of friends sported a baby bump. Continue reading »
May 12
Dear Coffee,
I love you. I’m so sorry we keep breaking up and then getting back together again month after month. The internet and fertility books advise me to limit your presence in my life but I still pine for you so much. One month, I will give you the silent treatment, refusing to even say hello to you in the morning. Another month, I will attempt to limit you and even (gasp!) cheat on you with your not so good-looking decaffeinated half cousin. Continue reading »
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