I’ve already started buying baby stuff. Changing table, rocker, a few clothing items, baptismal gown, etc. I even purchased 2 extra stockings last Christmas so when we have children all the stockings will match. I’m losing it!!
[me, in my head: " oh ya know, growing a test tube baby,- what about you?"]
or how about,
[me, in my head: "just crying hysterically every day because my test tube babies won't grow, you?"]
The oportunity to try out different medication meant for menopaus, way befor you hit it, and finding out which one you prefer to use in 20-25 years time.
The mental image of my mothers raction when telling her that she´s not in any position to complain about just getting fat b/c I have at least 6-7 side effects more than here on the same drug.
I supervise the teenaged girls in my church congregation. One evening for an activity we were playing ‘Life’. When I finally landed (first!) on the ‘baby’ space midway through the game I actually yelled out ‘Suck it, infertiles!’ at the other twelve-year olds around the table! Yeesh…
You’re at the end of another 2ww, planning on testing the next day, convinced you’ll see two lines. The phone rings, it’s your about-to-divorce friend calling to tell you there is a “bump” in her plans to leave her husband. Oops. You hang up the phone, go to the bathroom and surprise, AF!
My MIL tells me I need to buy sexier lingerie to wear to bed. I guess that’ll do the trick.
Your friends and cousins tell you that you should be happy you haven’t gotten pregnant because their kids are driving them insane. I’d rather have children that are driving me up the wall than no children at all.
Thanks for delivering your baby at the same hospital my infertility endocrinologist’s office is at. Killing two birds with one stone.
Your period is late, but the stick and blood tests are definitely negative. You can’t wait for your period to start, ironically, just so you can get on with the next cycle of treatment.
I feel so sorry for my very fertile sister-in-law who was sad that she couldn’t delivery her second baby (a “happy accident”al pregnancy) vaginally. NOT!
when a co-worker who gets mad at you because she wants you to get stuff done FOR her before 5pm ….because she has to leave to pick up her son. And then goes on and screams (ok probably just in my head it was a scream) “you don’t understand you don’t have a son!!”
My response.. my son is costing me $20k up front, you can have your work by 7pm thanks…tra lala walk away and cry in the bathroom
You don’t care about using the cloth or closing the drapes when spreading your legs on a magical wand apointment. Everyone at the office have seen your hoo ha a number og times anyway. You might invite the elevator guy to join you next time, just so he won’t fell left out
I’ve already started buying baby stuff. Changing table, rocker, a few clothing items, baptismal gown, etc. I even purchased 2 extra stockings last Christmas so when we have children all the stockings will match. I’m losing it!!
I’m really tired of seeing “First Day Of School Pics” on Facebook and seeing comments about how their moms are so sad and trying to hold it together.
Can 5 year old frozen embryos take their first day of school pics?
“what are you working on this week?”
[me, in my head: " oh ya know, growing a test tube baby,- what about you?"]
or how about,
[me, in my head: "just crying hysterically every day because my test tube babies won't grow, you?"]
My cat is cuter than your baby! HA take that fertile!!
The oportunity to try out different medication meant for menopaus, way befor you hit it, and finding out which one you prefer to use in 20-25 years time.
The mental image of my mothers raction when telling her that she´s not in any position to complain about just getting fat b/c I have at least 6-7 side effects more than here on the same drug.
I supervise the teenaged girls in my church congregation. One evening for an activity we were playing ‘Life’. When I finally landed (first!) on the ‘baby’ space midway through the game I actually yelled out ‘Suck it, infertiles!’ at the other twelve-year olds around the table! Yeesh…
You’re at the end of another 2ww, planning on testing the next day, convinced you’ll see two lines. The phone rings, it’s your about-to-divorce friend calling to tell you there is a “bump” in her plans to leave her husband. Oops. You hang up the phone, go to the bathroom and surprise, AF!
My MIL tells me I need to buy sexier lingerie to wear to bed. I guess that’ll do the trick.
Your friends and cousins tell you that you should be happy you haven’t gotten pregnant because their kids are driving them insane. I’d rather have children that are driving me up the wall than no children at all.
Thanks for delivering your baby at the same hospital my infertility endocrinologist’s office is at. Killing two birds with one stone.
Your period is late, but the stick and blood tests are definitely negative. You can’t wait for your period to start, ironically, just so you can get on with the next cycle of treatment.
I feel so sorry for my very fertile sister-in-law who was sad that she couldn’t delivery her second baby (a “happy accident”al pregnancy) vaginally. NOT!
We research the meaning of our pregnancy dreams in the dream dictionary. LOL!
when a co-worker who gets mad at you because she wants you to get stuff done FOR her before 5pm ….because she has to leave to pick up her son. And then goes on and screams (ok probably just in my head it was a scream) “you don’t understand you don’t have a son!!”
My response.. my son is costing me $20k up front, you can have your work by 7pm thanks…tra lala walk away and cry in the bathroom
You don’t care about using the cloth or closing the drapes when spreading your legs on a magical wand apointment. Everyone at the office have seen your hoo ha a number og times anyway. You might invite the elevator guy to join you next time, just so he won’t fell left out