You are not infertile. After you’ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you’re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you’re a definite infertile. Continue reading »
Jun 27
Why spend money on pregnancy tests anymore when you can just fill out this online pregnancy test called “Am I Pregnant?”. Finally, an online pregnancy test so intelligent that it doesn’t need urine or a blood test to determine if you’re expecting. Continue reading »
Jun 22
There’s one… There’s one… There’s one… Oh wait. She’s just fat. Thank goodness.
Every time you leave the house, it feels like every single pregnant woman on earth decides to walk past you. Every place you turn, someone’s pregnant, sporting a baby bump, pushing a stroller or even worse, pushing a stroller with a baby inside AND holding onto a toddler’s hand. Continue reading »
Jun 21
Father’s Day can be a difficult time for couple’s struggling with infertility issues. So instead of ignoring the day and spending it in tears, why not get your special guy a little something special… Continue reading »
Jun 14
You measure your lack of pregnancies by that stupid dentist appointment. “No Doctor Head Gear. I’m still not pregnant yet but thanks for asking.” Continue reading »
Jun 13
Where can you get a quickie fertility treatment? You can get your lips enlarged within 20 minutes; your butt enhanced in a day, and even laser eye treatment can be completed over your lunch hour! Where is our quickie fertility treatments? Continue reading »
Jun 08
Hey Ali Fedotowsky, here is some fertility advice for you!
(From my blog at FertilityAuthority.com!) Continue reading »
Jun 06
Does this sound like you? You have had internal dialogues with your uterus, follicles and even his sperm, asking them to get your pregnant, so why not chat with your beta blood test bottle as well! Continue reading »
Jun 03
When you’re trying to get pregnant and nothing is happening, the two week wait is the absolute worst. You feel pregnant; you don’t feel pregnant; you have all the pregnancy symptoms; and then you have no pregnancy symptoms. And Dr. Google is sick of you asking him if he thinks you’re pregnant. Continue reading »
Jun 01
Only an infertile could have fake morning sickness.
During your two week wait, there are several occasions where you feel nauseated or think you feel sick. Maybe you’ll wake up in the morning and you feel like you are hit with a wave of nausea. You feel both awful and excitedly happy thinking that you must be pregnant. Continue reading »
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