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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; getting pregnant</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#738 Warning: Pregnancy Signage will make you Jealous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Ever seen one of these signs? Sometimes they are innocently hanging in a bathroom stall or on the wall at your local restaurant. But for you, all you see is the word PREGNANCY flashing before your eyes. And the sign makes you cry.
Sure, there are other words you can focus on like the warnings for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#739 No. I don&#8217;t want to talk to your Friend&#8217;s Daughter about Artificial Insemination</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;My friend&#8217;s dry cleaner&#8217;s daughter also took Clomid. Do you want her phone number?&#8221; 
The second someone finds out you&#8217;re having fertility issues, they automatically want to connect you to someone with similar issues. Well meaning as they are, sometimes we just don&#8217;t want to call a complete stranger just because she has a similar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#811 I don&#8217;t want to play &quot;Guess your due date&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/02/811-i-dont-want-to-play-guess-your-due-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your friend is pregnant. You know because every day she posts pictures of her growing belly on Facebook, and then you spend hours crying during her baby shower.
But do you really have to play the extremely un-fun game of &#8220;Guess your Due Date&#8221; as well? This &#8216;game&#8217; starts when your friend&#8217;s due date is nearing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#813 The infertile birthday wish</title>
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		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/01/813-the-infertile-birthday-wish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s another birthday and it&#8217;s time to blow out those candles. But golly gee wiz, what will you wish for? Duh!
It is wildly believed that before you blow your birthday candles out, you need to make a wish and if you don&#8217;t tell anyone, it will come true. Maybe that&#8217;s why you aren&#8217;t pregnant yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#814 Please don&#8217;t give us infertility advice</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/01/814-please-dont-give-us-infertility-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The infertility advice.
It comes from anyone and everyone from your Great Aunt Mildred (&#8220;In my day, I would drink a special tea to get pregnant&#8221;) to your eyebrow waxing lady (&#8220;I got pregnant by getting really drunk&#8220;). Did we ask for your advice? It seems that everyone believes they are qualified to hand out infertility [...]]]></description>
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