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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#721 The Back to School Facebook Photos</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/09/721-the-back-to-school-facebook-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/09/721-the-back-to-school-facebook-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No! Not the back-to-school photos! You are dreading this moment. It&#8217;s back-to-school time and there are going to be Facebook photos. Your friends have already updated their status&#8217; with: &#8220;Little Marta is going to school for the first time!&#8221; and &#8220;Tiny Timmy wants to wear his Elvis outfit for his first day of school!&#8221; 

Whether your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#722 Just Relax and it won&#8217;t Happen</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/09/722-just-relax-and-it-wont-happen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/09/722-just-relax-and-it-wont-happen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=957</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Possibly the worst advice you can ever give an infertile &#8211; Just relax and it will happen. Are you KIDDING us? The only thing that&#8217;s relaxed right now is our sperms because they don&#8217;t seem to be swimming.

Please tell us, Great Aunt Gertie&#8230; When should I relax?
After I&#8217;ve just spent $10,000 for fertility treatments?
When I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>#723 You are Jealous of a Pregnant 56 year old Chimpanzee</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/723-you-are-jealous-of-a-pregnant-56-year-old-chimpanzee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/723-you-are-jealous-of-a-pregnant-56-year-old-chimpanzee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to Suzie, the 56 year old chimpanzee for getting pregnant so quickly. &#8220;The zoo director said Suzie was taken off birth control because of medical concerns &#8211; and because zoo officials didn&#8217;t think she would get pregnant at her age.&#8221;
Wait. A 56 year old chimp goes off birth control and gets pregnant right away? [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>#724 An Infertile Saturday Night</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/724-an-infertile-saturday-night/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/724-an-infertile-saturday-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[infertile saturday night]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=948</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;re infertile when you look at fertility websites on a Saturday night. Isn&#8217;t it bad enough that you obsess about infertility during the weekdays, but why must you spend your Saturday nights surfing the internet and asking Doctor Google if you might be pregnant? 
Once upon a time, you threw on a sexy(ish) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#725 The Infertile Positive</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/725-the-infertile-positive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/725-the-infertile-positive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[am i pregnant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trying to conceive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=936</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Infertile Positive &#8211;&#62; Two week wait. Check toilet paper obsessively. Google all pregnancy symptoms. Get all fake pregnancy symptoms. Pee on multiple pregnancy sticks (or avoid them altogether). Take basal temperature, daily. Glare at pregnant bellies. Curse any celebrity that announces a pregnancy. Blood test. Positive? Disbelief. Wait for second beta. Hold breath. Feel [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>#726 Those Damn Inspiring Infertility Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/726-those-damn-inspiring-infertility-quotes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/726-those-damn-inspiring-infertility-quotes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 12:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[infertility quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infertility inspirational quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you just need to search for those inspirational quotes that make your bad infertility days seem a little bit better. Maybe you even googled &#8220;Infertility inspirational quotes&#8221; for sources of much needed hope, strength, and perseverance. And you probably ended up with some hopey-dopey, butterfly quotes. Here are some better infertility quotes that ring [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/922/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/922/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertilityAuthority.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out my NEW celebrity fertility post at FertilityAuthority.com! Alanis Morissette is pregnant&#8230;.Isn&#8217;t it Ironic? Don&#8217;t you think? It&#8217;s like meeting the man of my dreams, and then realizing that he has azoospermia.

(Have you joined 999 Reasons to Laugh at Infertility Facebook page yet? It&#8217;s a lot of infertile fun!)
]]></description>
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		<title>#727 Good Luck Phoning your Mommy Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/727-good-luck-phoning-your-mommy-friend/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/727-good-luck-phoning-your-mommy-friend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 20:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trying to conceive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=912</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
RING. RING.
You&#8211; &#8220;Hi (fertile friend). Just calling to say hello.&#8221;
&#8220;Nice to hear from y&#8212; JESSICA, GET OFF THE SOFA!&#8212;- How are things with you and&#8212;TOMMY, DO YOU HAVE A POOPIE DIAPER AGAIN? &#8212; Sorry &#8217;bout that, what were you sayi&#8212; ONE MORE SCREAM AND YOU&#8217;RE SITTING IN THE CORNER, YOUNG LADY.&#8221; 
Remember when you use to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>#728 Dear Mother Nature&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/728-dear-mother-nature/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/728-dear-mother-nature/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 12:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infertility and trying to conceive]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Fertility God, Regular God, Mother Nature, or To Whom It May Concern (including Oprah),
I understand that you&#8217;re busy. You have large responsibilities and a lot of things going on right now. I understand if you&#8217;re working on the oil spill, curing diseases and figuring who will take over for Oprah Winfrey after she leaves [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>#729 You saw your Fertility Doctor at a Restaurant</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/729-you-saw-your-fertility-doctor-at-a-restaurant/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/729-you-saw-your-fertility-doctor-at-a-restaurant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fertility doctor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=904</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You are sitting at a nice restaurant, trying NOT to think about infertility, when all of a sudden you see someone who looks very familiar to you &#8212; &#8220;Honey, isn&#8217;t that our Reproductive Endocrinologist over at table seven?&#8221;
It&#8217;s sort of like when you were in school and saw one of your teachers out in public. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>#730 You Cry over an Adam Lambert Song</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/730-you-cry-over-an-adam-lambert-song/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/730-you-cry-over-an-adam-lambert-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infertility songs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=899</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember in high school when your boyfriend dumped your silly ass? Every love song you played (on your tape recorder) made you sob uncontrollably. Now, the same goes for infertility. 
You could be driving and a song comes on the radio and it makes you think of your infertility journey. You start crying while driving [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>#731 Sure You&#8217;ll get Pregnant Naturally</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/731-sure-youll-get-pregnant-naturally-after-80-ivfs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/731-sure-youll-get-pregnant-naturally-after-80-ivfs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting pregnant naturally]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=889</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You have a secret infertile fantasy. You fantasize that you will somehow get pregnant naturally. Naturally meaning the good ole fashion &#8220;bing, bang, boom&#8221; way. You really believe that could happen even if you have no fallopian tubes, your eggs keep breaking, and his two-headed sperms keep crashing into one another. 

But you keep fantasizing that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>#732 Infertility Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/732-infertility-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/08/732-infertility-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[infertility movies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=884</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are movies about pregnancy, films about babies and flicks about the happily married couple who accidentally got pregnant on their honeymoon. How about realistic movie where the main character is a bitter and jealous infertile? A movie where the main character analyzes the toilet paper, sobs about getting her period and has facial hair [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>#733 How to Fake Implantation Bleeding</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/733-how-to-fake-implantation-bleeding/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/733-how-to-fake-implantation-bleeding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Implantation bleeding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=874</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh beautiful implantation bleeding. How we hunt for you but rarely find you. Implantation bleeding or spotting is that beautiful flow of blood that some pregnant women have about 9 days after ovulation. Unfortunately for you, the only blood hiding in your underpants comes from your period. 

For the love of cervical mucus, all you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>#734 You are no Longer Invited to Kids Birthday Parties</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/734-you-are-no-longer-invited-to-kids-birthday-parties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/734-you-are-no-longer-invited-to-kids-birthday-parties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=869</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You have been to your fair share of kids birthday parties. You received your pity infertile invitation to little Mindy&#8217;s 1st birthday party but spent the entire party hanging out with your uterus, chatting with your ovaries, and tearfully listening to your mommy friends talk about breast milk and poopy diapers.
But somewhere along the way [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>#735 Fertility Clinic Liar</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/735-fertility-clinic-liar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/735-fertility-clinic-liar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fertility clinic]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=864</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Another Fertility Patient: &#8220;How long have you been at this fertility clinic. I&#8217;ve been here two months now.&#8221; You: &#8220;This is my first appointment.&#8221; LIAR. 
This is definitely not your first visit. Feels like you&#8217;ve been with the clinic since the early 80s. You meet a lot of interesting women during your fertility ultrasound and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>#736 How did she get Pregnant after her first Insemination?</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/736-how-did-she-get-pregnant-after-her-first-insemination/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/736-how-did-she-get-pregnant-after-her-first-insemination/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting pregnant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=857</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many infertile women wonder how in the heck did she get pregnant after only one fertility treatment? It&#8217;s bad enough to be jealous of pregnant women who get knocked up naturally, but why must you become envious of infertile women too? You&#8217;re embarrassed to admit it but you are jealous of women who got pregnant [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>#737 You are the Designated Infertile Driver</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/737-you-are-the-designated-infertile-driver/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/737-you-are-the-designated-infertile-driver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trying to conceive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=844</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why does being infertile suddenly make you the designated driver? And we&#8217;re not talking about drinking and driving. 
For some reason, you are always responsible for driving someone home, doing a quick favor or running an errand simply because you don&#8217;t have kids. Your fertile sibling gets out of all errands and responsibilities simply because [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>#738 Warning: Pregnancy Signs will make you Jealous</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/738-warning-pregnancy-signs-will-make-you-jealous/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/738-warning-pregnancy-signs-will-make-you-jealous/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[getting pregnant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Ever seen one of these signs? Sometimes they are innocently hanging in a bathroom stall or on the wall at your local restaurant. But for you, all you see is the word PREGNANCY flashing before your eyes. And the sign makes you cry.
Sure, there are other words you can focus on like the warnings for [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/830/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/830/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Finally a contest with Balls.
Check out our NEW contest and win some balls that actually may work to get you pregnant. Visit our Cool Contest page for more details. 
]]></description>
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		<title>#739 No. I don&#8217;t want to talk to your Friend&#8217;s Daughter about Artificial Insemination</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/739-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-to-your-friends-daughter-about-artificial-insemination/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/739-no-i-dont-want-to-talk-to-your-friends-daughter-about-artificial-insemination/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[getting pregnant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;My friend&#8217;s dry cleaner&#8217;s daughter also took Clomid. Do you want her phone number?&#8221; 
The second someone finds out you&#8217;re having fertility issues, they automatically want to connect you to someone with similar issues. Well meaning as they are, sometimes we just don&#8217;t want to call a complete stranger just because she has a similar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#740 The Infertile Inner Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/740-the-infertile-inner-thoughts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/740-the-infertile-inner-thoughts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trying to conceive]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=811</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

You love your husband/partner. But sometimes you wonder &#8216;Hey. What if I had sex with multiple partners this month, would I get pregnant then?&#8217; You wonder this inside your head but wouldn&#8217;t really say it out loud. 
If people could actually hear the inner thoughts of an infertile woman, they would be scared. Very scared. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>27</slash:comments>
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		<title>#741 The Best Places to Cry about Infertility</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/741-the-best-places-to-cry-about-infertility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/741-the-best-places-to-cry-about-infertility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 22:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crying infertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Infertility really is fun. One moment you feel sane and happy and the next, you&#8217;re hormonal and crying in front of your 25 year old male boss. 
Once you start the infertility journey, you soon discover that you will have frequent mental and emotional breakdowns. Perhaps you are the type of person who is seemingly strong [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>#742 You&#8217;re not Infertile</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/742-youre-not-infertile/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/742-youre-not-infertile/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=798</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You are not infertile. After you&#8217;ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you&#8217;re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you&#8217;re a definite infertile.
But you are not infertile. Change the name already.

You are pregnancy-challenged.
Uterusly Slow.
Ovulationally Delayed.
Ovary Oppressive.
You&#8217;re suffering from Cervical Mucus [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>#743 Finally, an Online Pregnancy Test</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/743-finally-an-online-pregnancy-test/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/743-finally-an-online-pregnancy-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pregnancy test]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=783</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Why spend money on pregnancy tests anymore when you can just fill out this online pregnancy test called &#8220;Am I Pregnant?&#8221;. Finally, an online pregnancy test so intelligent that it doesn&#8217;t need urine or a blood test to determine if you&#8217;re expecting.
The questions from this online survey read: 

 When was the day of your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>#744 Count the Pregnant Women</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/744-count-the-pregnant-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/744-count-the-pregnant-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[trying to get pregnant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[getting pregnant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=778</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
There&#8217;s one&#8230; There&#8217;s one&#8230; There&#8217;s one&#8230; Oh wait. She&#8217;s just fat. Thank goodness.
Every time you leave the house, it feels like every single pregnant woman on earth decides to walk past you. Every place you turn, someone&#8217;s pregnant, sporting a baby bump, pushing a stroller or even worse, pushing a stroller with a baby inside [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>#745 Happy Father&#8217;s Day, Here&#8217;s some Zinc</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/745-happy-fathers-day-heres-some-zinc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/745-happy-fathers-day-heres-some-zinc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=767</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Father&#8217;s Day can be a difficult time for couple&#8217;s struggling with infertility issues. So instead of ignoring the day and spending it in tears, why not get your special guy a little something special&#8230;
It&#8217;s Father&#8217;s Day again and still no pregnancy. There is nothing more you&#8217;d like to do than give your husband a baby [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>#746 Your Reasons to Laugh at Infertility</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/746-your-reasons-to-laugh-at-infertility/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/746-your-reasons-to-laugh-at-infertility/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trying for a baby]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=753</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Infertility is not funny but YOUR suggestions to laugh at infertility are damn hilarious! Here are just a small sample of some of your reasons to laugh!
&#8220;I’m sorry Mom, I can’t come to visit you for the week. See, this is the week that I’m “supposed” to be ovulating, and I need to bone my [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>#747 The Darn Dentist Chair</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/747-the-darn-dentist-chair/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/747-the-darn-dentist-chair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dentist and fertility]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=739</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You measure your lack of pregnancies by that stupid dentist appointment. &#8220;No Doctor Head Gear. I&#8217;m still not pregnant yet but thanks for asking.&#8221; 

It started off as a routine trip to the dentist. You sat in the chair and thought to yourself while Rosie, the dental hygienist, scraped your teeth clean, &#8220;the next time [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>#748 Can I just get a Quickie IVF in Las Vegas?</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/748-can-i-just-get-a-quickie-ivf-in-las-vegas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/748-can-i-just-get-a-quickie-ivf-in-las-vegas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 22:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fertility treatment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IVF]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/?p=732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Where can you get a quickie fertility treatment? You can get your lips enlarged within 20 minutes; your butt enhanced in a day, and even laser eye treatment can be completed over your lunch hour! Where is our quickie fertility treatments?

Are you kidding us? All you do is WAIT for your bloody fertility treatments! The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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