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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; fertility clinic</title>
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		<title>#665 Your Fertility Clinic only Calls with Good News Before Noon</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2011/05/665-your-fertility-clinic-only-calls-with-good-news-before-noon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 20:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have a theory. When you&#8217;re obsessively waiting by the phone for your beta blood test results, you believe that if your clinic calls back before noon, it&#8217;s good news. After 12pm, the results must be negative.
You&#8217;re sure that somewhere in small print, your clinic has a rule. Good news before noon and bad news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#735 Fertility Clinic Liar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Fertility Patient: &#8220;How long have you been at this fertility clinic. I&#8217;ve been here two months now.&#8221; You: &#8220;This is my first appointment.&#8221; LIAR. 
This is definitely not your first visit. Feels like you&#8217;ve been with the clinic since the early 80s. You meet a lot of interesting women during your fertility ultrasound and [...]]]></description>
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