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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; getting pregnant</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#632 Your Mommy Friend is the Phone Whisperer</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2012/02/632-your-mommy-friend-is-the-phone-whisperer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phone Whisperer 
definition: noun
1. the act of talking on the phone while your mommy friend talks to you in a whispered voice as to not wake her sleeping children.
The Whisper Conversation
You: Hello!
Mommy Friend (whisper voice): Hi. How are you?
You (whisper voice too):  Are your kids sleeping?
MF: Yes. The kids are sleeping. Wait. Are they sleeping? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#671 Things You Shouldn&#8217;t Say to Your Fertility-Challenged Wife/Partner</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 12:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honey, we love you but sometimes we need a little support from you. Here are some suggestions of what NOT to say: 

Can we take a break this month?
My mother wants to give you some fertility advice so I told her you&#8217;d call her.
It&#8217;s a buddy&#8217;s fishing weekend so I might have to miss your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#700 The Infertile Soap Opera</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/11/700-the-infertile-soap-opera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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Ever feel like your life is like an infertile soap opera? You feel like you have a secret infertile self that you hide from others, there is drama, emotions, heartache, hope and an insane amount of sex.
Yes, you&#8217;re living an infertile soap opera, just without the accidental pregnancy, an embryo switch, and a bartender named [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#710 How to Conceive a Baby Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/10/710-how-to-conceive-a-baby-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 01:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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Yes, there are real books out there that actually tell you how to conceive your child&#8217;s gender. While many of us infertiles are just wondering how to conceive, some fertiles out there are taking it to the next level. 
Trying for a Girl? 

Eat a lot of sweets, fish and vegetables.
Have intercourse on even numbered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#736 How did she get Pregnant after her first Insemination?</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/736-how-did-she-get-pregnant-after-her-first-insemination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many infertile women wonder how in the heck did she get pregnant after only one fertility treatment? It&#8217;s bad enough to be jealous of pregnant women who get knocked up naturally, but why must you become envious of infertile women too? You&#8217;re embarrassed to admit it but you are jealous of women who got pregnant [...]]]></description>
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