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	<title>999 Reasons To Laugh at Infertility &#187; infertility</title>
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	<description>because crying about infertility doesn&#039;t seem to help</description>
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		<title>#643 You Think your SIL is Pregnant Because She Didn&#8217;t Eat Deli</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2011/11/643-you-think-your-sil-is-pregnant-because-she-didnt-eat-deli/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have a heightened pregnancy radar.
To everyone else, it was a normal Sunday night dinner with the family. But then your sister/sister-in-law passed on eating the deli and it sent off alarm bells to your pregnancy-dar.   
You immediately thought &#8211; OMG. Is she pregnant? AGAIN? Since then, you have put on your pregnancy detective [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#668 You have a Fertility Appointment on Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2011/05/668-you-have-a-fertility-appointment-on-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 22:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mother's day infertile]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What are you doing this Mother&#8217;s Day? A nice brunch? A spa day out with mom? Nope. You will be putting your legs up in stirrups and enjoying a transvaginal wand appointment. 
No doubt, you are dreading Mother&#8217;s Day (also recognized as National Infertiles Worst Nightmare Day). This is the day where all your mommy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#691 Your Infertile New Years Resolution</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/12/691-your-infertile-new-years-resolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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Sure you can have those boring old New Years Resolutions like losing weight, joining a gym or saving money but here are some more interesting ones that ring true for us fabulous infertiles. 

Stop using the word &#8216;cervical mucus&#8217; in a sentence. This word might be socially acceptable to chat about at your fertility appointment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#734 You are no Longer Invited to Kids Birthday Parties</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/734-you-are-no-longer-invited-to-kids-birthday-parties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/07/734-you-are-no-longer-invited-to-kids-birthday-parties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have been to your fair share of kids birthday parties. You received your pity infertile invitation to little Mindy&#8217;s 1st birthday party but spent the entire party hanging out with your uterus, chatting with your ovaries, and tearfully listening to your mommy friends talk about breast milk and poopy diapers.
But somewhere along the way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#742 You&#8217;re not Infertile</title>
		<link>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/742-youre-not-infertile/</link>
		<comments>http://www.999reasonstolaugh.com/2010/06/742-youre-not-infertile/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>InfertileNaomi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are not infertile. After you&#8217;ve been trying for over a year, your doctor classifies you as infertile; wikipedia says you&#8217;re having infertility issues and Doctor Google and the rest of the Internet says you&#8217;re a definite infertile.
But you are not infertile. Change the name already.

You are pregnancy-challenged.
Uterusly Slow.
Ovulationally Delayed.
Ovary Oppressive.
You&#8217;re suffering from Cervical Mucus [...]]]></description>
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