Dec 30


Congratulations to the Infertile “Winners” of 2009.

  • Congratulations to the Duggar Family from the reality TV show, 18 Kids & Counting on the birth of their 19th child! Proud parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcome another baby into their large fertile family. Congratulations big daddy on your exceptional sperm count and a uterus that seems to get pregnant on the first try every single time. Are they going to keep re-naming the television show after she reaches 30 and Counting? Mazel Tov from the entire infertile community.

  • Remember Thomas Beatie? He is believed to be the world’s first ‘pregnant man.’ He gave birth to TWO children while some of us with working vaginal parts can’t even get pregnant with one.
  • Octomom and single mother, Nadya Suleman gave birth to octuplets through In Vitro Fertilisation, and now has her own reality show. Hey Nadya, how did you afford the treatment and where can we find your discounted fertility clinic? We’d be happy to take a baby or two off your hands!
  • Congratulations to Brad and Angelina on 8 children within 5 years! You make adopting and getting pregnant look so simple!

19 Responses to “#827 Infertile Winners of 2009”

  1. Bean stalk ballads says:

    grrrrrr to all of them

  2. Yummy Mummy says:

    Fuckers.

  3. Michelle says:

    I agree with Yummy Mummy, and it's worth being said again.. fuckers.

  4. Erin says:

    I'd like to third that…fuckers.

  5. Nichole says:

    Fourth!!! Fuckers

  6. JL says:

    No wonder the media ignores infertility. Apparently IVF is easy and anyone can get knocked up. In fact, they might not even know they're pregnant, according to TLC and TMZ. Fuckers. All of 'em.

  7. Rach says:

    Such BS.

  8. finding_ac says:

    the only people above that i think deserve it, are the duggars…they are good people!

    ♥ ac

  9. Krystal says:

    It is sad seeing as some of us are trying for our first or second to see these people who don't understand the meaning of enough is enough!! I don't know if I'm the only one who feels like them having more and more children just seems like they have a gap to fill and 5-7 children just wasn't fulfilling enough for them.

  10. Amanda says:

    i posted the same thing on my blog about the duggars!! and i can't have one?

  11. Shanny says:

    Um yeah… congrats to the winners. I'm so happy for them, I'm not lying or anything… really…

  12. Busted Kate says:

    I hope they all get explosive diarrhea. Happy New Year, assholes.

  13. elephantscanremember says:

    @ Busted Kate – Nicely done.

  14. C says:

    I ditto Busted Kate.. Up yours, you stupid fertile bastards!

  15. Mai says:

    So I came here via Hannah @ Life Happens..and I puffy heart your blog! I am a big fan..Your sarcasm and your humor..you have a new follower..Thanks for making me smile during a particularly hard day =)

  16. Rochelle says:

    I totally needed this today. I hope they all have a year where they only ever see one line!

  17. Mel says:

    I just found this blog (hilarious!) and I'm glad to come somewhere where the Duggar's aren't being thrown in a vat of "good for them" and Brad/Angelina can adopt quick- why can't you's.

  18. Travis and Julie says:

    Brad and Angie have 8 kids now? I thought they were at 6 but who even knows?

  19. 6yrs&counting says:

    I just wished with all my heart that their OB/GYN was Wolverine….

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