Jul 08

Un-baby making sex is fun!

Fertility Tip:

Reading the book Fifty Shades of Grey, won’t get you pregnant, but it will take your mind off infertility for the moment. The main characters are probably the only couple having more sex than you and not getting pregnant either.

(Note: This is definitely NOT a book recommendation).

11 Responses to “#612 Fifty Shades of Infertility”

  1. Lori says:

    …… until you get to the end. and then you still feel like the only god damn person who isn’t knocked up.

  2. tara says:

    yep, just what Lori said. I wouldn’t recommend these horrid books to anyone much less people who are dealing with infertility. The way in which the whole pregnancy plot line comes around is ridiculous.

  3. Smiles says:

    I enjoyed the books, they really spiced up the babymaking sex :)SPOILER ALERT: Of course the main character gets pregnant while on birth control in the 3rd book which just ruins everything.

  4. Jax says:

    I read of Daily Mail’s site that thanks to Fifty Shades there would be a baby boom. Just what we need, more pregnancies! All I know is I probably won’t be one of them.

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  7. Judith says:

    Oh god these books were the worst thing to spice up my babymaking practice. Why on earth would I be turned out by the worlds biggest idiot and the worlds most vile man. The sex scenes are boring and repetitive and it was obvious from the beginning of the third book that Ana was pregnant – it was obvious from the beginning of the first book that she was going to get pregnant at some point – that woman is so damn clueless.
    Yes, it’s the proverbial everyone’s knocked up but me

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  9. Alexandra's mum says:

    Ok, I’m not ashamed to say I enjoyed the Fifty Shades series. It was horribly written. Like–really bad. It almost hurt to read some sections. Ana was annoying as hell. If I met Christian in real life, I’d run the other way because he’s a bit of a sociopath. Buttttt….it was entertaining in a very smutty way. You know, entertaining in that mindless, reality TV watching way.

    I do agree with the PP though, after awhile, it was like “enough sex already”.

    And the pregnancy at the end of book three sucked.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I have to agree with Alex. I loved this books and I think the main reason is that it was a mindless escape. One I really needed. My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for close to 6 years now and it has been so draining on my body and especially my mind. Especially since I work with children and they are my passion and I see so much of things that make me ask why some people are parents and we are not. These books allowed me to shut that out and just be in another world for a time. I also found that it made me think about how I feel my husband and I are using sex as a tool to achieve something. Something I really want…..but what about what I already have? I can’t forget that. From then on, I thought, no more counting days, no more making judgments about why this is happening to us. Just be… be with my husband, escape into mindless nonsense now and again, enjoy my life and the rest will follow. We’ll figure this out or the universe will give us a push in a direction we need to go in. Until then, I want to life and be happy with my husband and the life I have because it is the one I am given right here right now and in all the pain and frustration I have over our infertility, it is a good one and I won’t forget that .

  11. cupcake30 says:

    The sex in the first book was good
    The sex in the second book was boring
    And the third book – FFS!!!!!! pregnant!????? NO FUN FOR AN INFERTILE TO READ
    Give up after book 1.

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