You met Dana through a friend, 1 time, 10 years ago, and now she is your Facebook friend. You barely know her but you are now obsessed with her. She is pregnant.
For the past few months, you have been obsessively checking her profile, and silently cursing at her while she complained about her pregnancy symptoms and posted belly photos. But today is her due date. The only people who should care is her family, close friends, and of course, you – the person who hasn’t actually spoken to her in TEN YEARS!
This week, you have checked out her profile daily, reading through her wall and watching for labor & delivery photos.
Alley: “Dana, you are getting so close. You must be so excited!”
Dana reply: Thanks. We are so excited!!!!
Bessy: Post some more belly shots. You look fantastic.
Dana reply: Here you go!!!
Carol: Update us through your delivery!
Dana reply: That’s a fun idea. LOL.
You: Just have the damn baby already so I can stop checking your profile and then I can hide you when you start posting daily baby photos.