Somedays, it feels like everyone is pregnant or has a baby but you. You’ve put in your time, injected yourself with countless fertility drugs so why are you still waiting?
Why does everyone have a baby but you?
Not True! Not everyone has a baby. Here are a list of people/animals who do not have a baby either….
1. Your neighbor’s dog doesn’t have a baby. On the outside, it seems like Honeysuckle Flufferson has it all. She has a good home, a loving owner and is the envy of all the other pups. Inside, she is hurting. All the other dogs in the neighborhood have puppies and even Miss Wagstail has a doggie biscuit in the oven. She wishes her owner would take her to the Fertility Veterinarian Clinic.
2. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have a baby. Us Weekly claims that she’s pregnant. Star Magazine reports that she’s having twins. National Enquirer says Jen’s adopting. But so far, the Aniston’s belly is still flat.
3. Suri Cruise doesn’t have a baby. The Tom Cruise offspring may only be five years old but her only baby is a doll that cost $10,000.
4. Your cousin, Kellie, doesn’t have a baby. She’s getting married next month and you’re pretty sure, she’ll get pregnant on her wedding night but as of today, she doesn’t have a baby. That still counts.
5. Your fertility doctor doesn’t have a baby. Well, she might have a baby but at least she doesn’t tell you about it. And if she was pregnant, you would get her fired.
6. The girls on The Bachelor don’t have a baby. There are 25 baby-less women competing for Ben Flajnik’s heart. They want babies but they don’t have any yet. Plus, Ben and his fiancé will probably break-up before they procreate anyways.
7. Your grouchy Great Aunt Gertie doesn’t have a baby. She never married or had children. She grouchy, mean and old and last week she asked you ‘when are you having children already?’
8. Your acquaintance on Facebook doesn’t have a baby. You barely know this woman but according to her status updates, she never wants children either. You already like her and know that she’ll never post ultrasound photos.
9. The Octomom doesn’t have another baby. She may have 14 children but at least she isn’t pregnant again. Right, Dr Phil?
10. Your bowl of chocolate ice cream doesn’t have a baby. And that’s why you love it so much.
See. many people and mammals don’t have babies either! Yet…