This holiday season, give a gift to your scrooge-like uterus… 999 Reasons: The Book!!
You woke up one morning with diarrhea and you found yourself feeling strangely excited. “This is strange,” you thought to yourself (while checking the toilet paper). “Maybe I have morning sickness.“ Your period was expected to arrive in a few short days so it was possible that you could already be pregnant!
You quickly google your pregnancy symptoms: I have diarrhea, am I pregnant?
Google quickly answers that diarrhea could be an early pregnancy symptom. Hooray for early morning diarrhea!
Then you remember that your co-worker, Mindy-Sue, had the flu all week and insisted on coming to work anyways. You distinctly remember good old Mindy-Sue, coughing all over your computer and touching your arm with her germ-filled sleeve. You also went out for lunch with her, even though she could only digest chicken soup and a piece of bread. Thanks a lot for coming to work, Mindy-Sue.
Fertility Tip: Only an infertile could be excited about morning sickness. No doubt, that Kate Middleton currently feels otherwise.