Imagine if Doctor Google told you exactly what you wanted to hear? You spend hours googling your pregnancy symptoms only to be disappointed by the answers.
You question: Does swollen breasts mean I’m pregnant? (actually reads more like: ’swollen breasts, tender nipples, pregnancy?‘)
Dr. Google answer: Tender breasts could also be a sign of your period.
That’s not the answer you want to hear. When you ask Google a question, you are looking for a positive answer. You don’t want to know that IUI has a low success rate or that you will have major side effects from fertility medication. You want Dr. Google to tell you that your symptoms sound like a pregnancy, your husband can conceive without any sperm and that the dark red stain in your underpants could still be implantation bleeding.
It’s sort of like the rest of your life, you ask questions hoping for a positive answer.
To your boss - “Am I still getting that promotion?”
To your partner – “Don’t you just love our wedding centerpieces ?”
To your mother – “Do you like my new salad bowl hair cut?”
To your friend - “Did you like my new recipe for stuffed folic acid casserole?”
The correct answer should be: “Yes. You are definitely pregnant this time.”
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Sometimes, the magic 8 ball gives us better answers!
Someone should really tweek google so it gives us the answers we want oh so badly!
am I the only one who hates the pregnant woman on the laptop in this post??? lol
Glad to see I'm not the only one who uses the Magic Eight Ball, Jenicini!
the woman in the picture isn't pregnant, she is just fat.
I just tried the magic 8 ball myself!
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I'm so glad I found your blog, I really could do with a laugh! Much love, Fran
Magic 8 ball is a fake..Google is also a fake. All my symptoms is being shown as "it could also mean…" Sighs..And the women on top just has a fat belly!
IWAAFW
Infertile women aliance against fertile women…it makes me feel like boo seeing that pic above.And google can either make me more crazy confirming my unrealistic thoughts or make me feel mad for not confirming them…ahh the joys of the information age.
♥ ac