If your infertile life was a book, it would be called…
Category: Suspense
- Whodonit? I just murdered my period.
- My husband has a business trip during my ovulation dates and I’m going to kill his boss.
- I waited by the phone all day for my fertility clinic to call me back.
- Will she ever find a pair of underwear that isn’t stained red?
Romance
- (Over) Eat, Pray, No Glove.
- The Help: We’ve done the deed every other day for the last 4 years. Make it stop.
- I have a bottle of wine and a box of fertility drugs in the fridge.
- The IVF Story: We made a baby and my husband wasn’t even in the room.
Dark Comedy
- My husband has low sperm count and other great stories.
- If you tell me you’re pregnant, I’ll cry in the bathroom.
- I can’t afford fertility treatment but I can afford this bottle of alcohol.
- I’m home on a Saturday night crying about infertility.
- I once took a pregnancy test in the bathroom at a flea market.
- My husband is not allowed in a whirlpool until we conceive.
- My hubby may have low sperm motility but he sure is sexy!
Western
- I’m ovulating, Cowboy. Giddy Up!
Inspirational
- I have some on my nightstand and hope in my heart.
- My period is three hours late and I feel giddy.
- My eggs might be cracked but my heart is still hopeful.
- The Facebook Story: I just deleted all my pregnant friends.
- I might be old and grey before I conceive, but it will happen.
LOL! My husband was supposed to go away for business and I almost had a breakdown! It was during the time of our ivf retrieval. Fortunately, he spoke to his boss…can’t imagine how awkward that was for two males, lol!
Love “Eat, Pray, No Glove”.
And my husband and I *might* have made a baby (in 2ww) with NO sex needed!
“My period is three hours late and I feel giddy.” – hilarious!!!
LOL! Love it
lol I love “My period is three hours late and I feel giddy.”& “The IVF Story: We made a baby and my husband wasn’t even in the room.”
Love it !!! Especially this one: The IVF Story: We made a baby and my husband wasn’t even in the room
LOL, I love this one: “I have a bottle of wine and a box of fertility drugs in the fridge.” But for me the bottle of wine always seems to disappear on CD1…:))))))
Always good for a laugh! Love the FB story: just deleted all my pregnant friends!
My favorite is the “I have a bottle of wine and a box of fertility drugs in the fridge” I don”t have a vegetable drawer anymore, it was converted into the fertility drawer…
That was worth a good laugh
Thanks.
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The social networking site announced this week that they now have an “I’m expecting” option. In the Family section, users now have the option to announce their due date, the baby’s sex and name. So instead of just seeing your friend’s ultrasound and belly shots, they can now click the “I’m expecting” button (which automatically makes an infertile cry).
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